Brain Dump 1.3

I have nothing interesting or funny to say today so move on.

Good job everyone we made it to Friday. It was a tough week in that I have been sick all week and shit my pants, but things are looking up. Last night I hit a nine-team parlay in college basketball and won some money. Not that much money though because I parlayed the teams who were the biggest favorites last night. I also put in a ten teamer today but accidentally picked one of the plus teams, so I am screwed.

I have had some kind of heart burn all week that won’t go away. If there is a doctor or someone knowledgeable about this problem could you please tell me what is going on. It like starts to hurt, then it feels like I need to burp, and then it goes away. Please help.

Who is my XFL team? I don’t know, I just want to bet the over under, but no book has team totals so far.

I went to Southland during lunch because I had to cash in on my bet I put on the Super Bowl. Man was that place freaking pack and I smell like an entire pack of cigarettes now. I do like going to a casino or strip club during the day because it reminds me that I’m not doing too bad at all. It’s nice because no one judges you at all and you feel a weird ease about that.

Welp I’m bored of doing this and bored at work as well, so I’m going to walk to the store and buy some medicine for my heartburn I guess and maybe get a Gatorade. I need to get this under control before I go eat chicken wings and 1000 beers tonight for dinner. Everyone have a good weekend and be safe.