Its been an awesome Friday already, I got to wake up and go to work. What a treat for working hard all weak. I am really excited for today because a new episode of Dave’s of Thunder popped up on my podcast feed and also I did not bring a lunch so I’m probably going to go to taco bell for lunch today. Do you guys like the cinnamon twists? I for one am not a fan.
I am currently working on a big financial spreadsheet that apparently is called a rollforward. I’m not really even sure what this is so I just googled it and it said it’s a, “schedule showing the beginning balance, additions, disposals, transfers, and ending balance for a particular account.” That did not help at all. To be honest I’ve been doing this rollforward for the last year and I don’t really know what it is. Hope no one askes me any questions (silly face emoji).
Did y’all see that twitter thread of the kid that was posting pictures of the pornstars he had met at porn conventions over the years? How incredibly funny and sad thas is. These girls are defiantly dedicated to their craft for being able to throw on a smile for this guy in his Grass Cutter11 white tennis shoes, ill-fitting jeans that look like they are borrowed from his step dad, his Gary Busey face, and his ugly black and yellow striped shirt.
I have two confessions to make after scrolling thought this twitter thread:
- I know way more of these actresses than I feel comfortable admitting .
- I actually really want to go to one of these conventions. Not just to see the stars, but to see the gross collection of trash people that go to these things. I’m guessing that floor is mighty sticky.
There should be a few things that if you do you should not be able to vote. One would be going to a porn convention and posting upwards of 100 photos on twitter documenting the event. Another thing someone should have their voting rights taken away is if they say “well actually” after I say something. F you uppity c word. Another thing is if you wipe your boogers on the wall above the urinal which is eye level for me while making yellow.
Another is if all the stalls are full of people making brown and you come into the bathroom and wait by the sinks for someone to finish up. So what’s your plan, go into the stall after me with all my poop smell in the air and sit on the warm seat where my hairless ass was just sitting? Go to another bathroom you creep, we work in a 10-story building.
Here is a ranking of the National Treasure Movies (big shouts to Diane Kruger) :
- National Treasure 1
- National Treasure 2
Also here is my ranking of country music stars in the National Treasure Movies:
- Randy Travis
Here is another ranking of songs I have listened too today:
- Paradise – John Prine
- Do Ya- Electric Lights Orchestra
- Gotta Get Away – The Rolling Stones
- Just Dace – Lady Gaga
- Nobody Speak – Run the Jewels
- Amazing Grace – Dropkick Murphy’s
- Trashin the Camp – Phil Collins Tarzan Soundtrack
Alright I’m done with this for now I need to finish this spreadsheet asa and p so I can watch golf and do a crossword. Have a wonderful day and a very nice weekend.
Update on the Rollfoward. Apparently, our financial period is not closed so none of the information I’m working with is final. Basically, what I’m saying is that I wasted two hours of my day. Have a nice day.
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