Today, Today!

Welp it is Wednesday, and things are actually going great since the events of Sunday.  I’m currently listening to Knuck If You Buck for some reason and I’m having the time of my life.  Int’l Players Anthem just came on, this song is an absolute banger.  This is going to be a great day. 

I do have a important lunch with my bosses boss, nawt a big deal, and I’m going to try and get him to give me all of the money.  Not some of the money, all the money.  There is a lot of pimp talk in this song.  Can someone tell me how to become a pimp? Is there a class or an internship program?

Rihanna, Nelly Furtado, and Shakira.  That is the sentence. (I am at work so I am not able to put in pictures of these wonderful people, my apologies.)

So here is what I got planned for the rest of the day:

I’m going to fake working with a few brown breaks from now until 11:30 AM, then go to lunch which should take longer than an hour, come back to work and get coffee, fake working for an hour, go make a huge brown, come back to my desk and see if any golf is on, then try and complete a crossword puzzle without cheating, then I’ll go home, play a game of Fortnite or NHL on Xbox, eat some bullshit healthy shit the ole lady is pushing on me now, watch the grizzlies game, then put on Hunting Hitler and fall asleep. That’s my day, every day. Have a good one!

This is not where near as cool as Hunter S Thompson’s daily shedule:

This Song is Neat: