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The Tennessee Titans are going to the AFC championship game to face off against the Kansas City Queefs. It has been a long time since Titans’ games were fun and a hell of a long time since we made it to the AFC championship. The last time we were there was in 2002 against the Raiders in which we got our ass kicked 41-24. But who cares about that?
The Queefs are the opponent and as stated a few months ago their fans are incredible ass holes and dumb as shit. I was legitimately surprised they could eat and watch a football game at the same time. I have never seen a Queef’s fan that is not white, which bares the question is Kansas City racist? That is not for me to decide but hopefully this question provokes thought into the morality of this fan base.
To football. Since the 2000 NFL season the Titans are 7-3 against the Queefs. The Titans are currently on a 4-game win streak dating back to 2014. People forget that my fallen savior Marcus Mariota led us to 2 wins over the Queefs including a playoff victory where he threw a touchdown pass to himself.
A big shutout to Dean Pees, who defense had been playing lights out. Full disclosure I was a little dry Saturday night (drunk and high) and was kind of just trying to act as normal as possible so people didn’t know. So, I might have missed a few things during the game.
But the Titans are getting timely turnovers and made Lamar Jackson throw like 59 times. The coolest thing is that we are holding people to field goals. Its also cool that we apparently don’t kick field goals anymore. The last field gold by the Titan’s was in week 9.
I am so excited for Saturday I cannot contain myself. I have a double header in hockey then im going to get hammered and watch the Titans go to the super bowl.
I don’t see that Titans winning streak to end anytime soon and expect Ryan Tannehill and AJ Brown to had absolute monster games. Titan up and take points and the over as well. Sprinkle that Titans ML +800 to win the super bowl.
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