I told all of you to max bet every single conference championship game this weekend. If you did not do this you are a smoothed brained mouth breather and probably cannot go to the bathroom without assistance.
Last week we went 8-2. Eight and fucking two. I’m am now up 69,000 units. This 8-2 week brings the season total to 135-155-1. This was by far the best week of the season and probably the best week I am ever going to have gambling on college football. Below is a prepared statement:
“This season has taken an extensive toll on my mental and physical health that I need to address. At this time, I would officially announce my retirement from gambling on college football effective immediately.
This has been one of the hardest decisions I have had to make since deciding to bet on Cincinnati +9 last weekend. That being said, I am going to use this time away from college football gambling to focus on my physical and mental health and also my true passion, gambling on college basketball.
Please respect my decision, all glory to God and Go Vols.”
College Basketball gambling tomorrow (EYE EMOJI)
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