It has been an extremely busy day at work. I am in a weird spot though, I am trying to figure out if I want an absolute monster of a blizzard to drop ten feet of snow on Memphis tomorrow so I don’t have to go to work or if I want it to be a nice day.
The only reason I would not want a blizzard is because my work is treating us to Texas De Brazil tomorrow to thank us for all the great work my finance pals and I do on a daily basis.
Truth be told I am not sure I even contribute half of a half a percent to the total productivity of the finance department. I think I would rather go to Texas De Brazil. It is a great joy of mine to watch the absolute disgust in my coworkers faces as I devour my 7th cut of flank steak while using honey mustard as my salad dressing.
There is a meat carrier that I used to play baseball with whom works at Texas De Brazil. It broke my heart last time I was there. I was sitting at a table watching him carrying around the meat that I wanted, so I knew at some point our paths we going to cross.
So he finally came over to cut me off some of that sweet juicy steak and we recognized each other. We exchanged pleasantries and finally I was like “dude could I get some more of that sirloin steak?” In all honesty it was a power move by me so he would stop talking and just give me my damn food. It was probably mean but whatever I got my tummy nice and loaded up.
On the other hand, if work gets snowed out ill just stay home, workout my forearms, play XBOX, and order around $40 of food off post mates.
Also, we went 8-2 gambling on the conference championship games this weekend. Not a big deal.
This song is neat:
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