Hoot Hoot

Today has been an extremely hard and trying day at work. Not only is it cold, windy, and rainy there is absolutely nothing to do at work today. Last night we went bowling for our adult beer league and completely dominated a group of four old men that should retire for what we did to them last night. During the course of the three games of bowling there were shots, beer, and a lot of liquor. Needless to say, I woke up this morning with my head in a tizzy.

Is there anything better than having an ice-cold glass of water when you wake up hungover? Another thing I was talking to a friend about the other day is that eating a meal alone at a restaurant is criminally underrated and the stigma of someone doing this is rude and mean. Sometimes you need to take yourself on a date, try it out its great.

Image result for hotters — No one in the place look like this.

To be honest with you work has not been that bad. I have been watching college basketball since ten this morning and making many parleys. Also, we went to the 5-star restaurant Hooters for lunch. I got 10 wings, half honey BBQ and half Daytona Beach. Also, I’m not going to lie to you the talent of the waitresses at the downtown Memphis location is not great.

Our waitress was a wonderful young lady with a great personality and a row of teeth rotting out of her face. On the power ranking of the four waitresses working today I think we not get the best in show, if you know what I mean. How does this Hooters not do a job fair at the University of Memphis or stand outside of high school graduations?

Welp other than that I still got two and a half hours left of service to this company today. I am going to spend the rest of my time gambling on basketball and using the bathroom for extended periods of time. I hope everyone has an amazing weekend and all your wildest dreams come true.