Halloween officially kicks off the holiday season. For me the holiday season lasts from Halloween to the end of March Madness/around Saint Patrick’s Day. So, let’s take a quick look at what the best holidays are from worst to best.
6. Christmas is the worst holiday in the world. Its stupid and cold and you have to buy shit for people you don’t care about and you only see once a year, which is usually on Christmas. I just don’t like it and there are too many movies made about this dumb day. The only good Christmas movie is Trading Places. Christmas is just a giant excuse for companies to price things %50 to %100 higher and have all of us slop hogs eat it all up. I mean have you ever had a fun Christmas? My last fun one was when I got guitar hero 2 in 2006. Love that song Cliffs of Dover from GH2.
5. New Year’s Eve – It’s so much fun having to stand in a crowded bar and wait 30 minutes for every drink. So cool for the clock to hit midnight and everyone is kissing eachother and your standing there by yourself holding two 16 ouche PBR’s and no one even looks in your direction. I have hearing problems so I cannot hear anything that is said in a crowded bar. I am not a New Year’s fan at all. Everyone is so damn happy and saying dumb shit like new year new me batches. It you say that, forget my number.
4. Halloween – This would be higher on the list, but I get scared easily. I did watch the movie Hush recently and it was very good. Blumhouse puts out some fire movies. The main reason I enjoy Halloween is seeing what the more attractive people dress up as, that a big hobby of mine. Shout out to the people that dress up as Wendy Peffercorn, especially that one nice lady in New Orleans.
3. Saint Patrick’s Day – I mean what to say about this, it’s a holiday for my people who have Jameson flowing through their veins. Everyone that is celebrating is trying to get as hammered as possible. It’s wonderful that no one judges you no matter how drunk you are because everyone is trying to get to the point. I am a dumb enough person to enjoy green beer and its awsome.
2. Thanksgiving – The goat of all holidays. It has the best food, football is on, the weather is usually bearable, and you can fake sleep on the couch so you don’t have to talk to relatives. Thanksgiving is so amazing, and I do not believe that it gets the shine that it deserves. It’s the perfect halfway point between Halloween and Christmas. Deviled eggs, stuffing, turkey, and green bean casserole, honey ham vml;k;alda; lm sorry I just reaced completion. It’s also awesome because it is on a Thursday every year, so you get a long weekend to continue to stuff all the booze on top of all the food you ate. Also, thanksgiving leftovers are the best and I do not believe that that dirtbag holiday Christmas has any food associated with it. #TeamThanksgiving
1. Holiday by Green Day – This song is off the 2004 record American Idiot by Green Day. Big thank you to Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool for making this masterpiece of an album that included one of the most iconic songs, Holiday, of the 2000’s. The album was ranked 225th on the Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Albums of All Time and number 22 on the 100 Greatest Albums of the Decade. What an amazing song by and amazing band. I would like to say that I am not a fan of all the times they say the f word and I am not talking about the word fuck.
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