Today has been a terrible day, not only is it Monday but depression season has started thanks to Daylight Savings. I have spent the majority of my day working on reconciling accounts that have millions and millions of dollars in them and that there is zero chance I will ever have. This stuff is unbelievably boring, and I am almost positive that I could train a mouse to do this. Only 123 accounts left to go.
Daylight Savings is dumb, there are few things that will kill your happiness like working all day inside a cubicle then leaving work and by the time you get home it is dark. Admittedly I am a lazy, low energy person that does not like to leave the house, but this sucks now. The sun and I are slowly becoming strangers and I do not like it. I guess one positive it that the sun is coming out earlier in the morning that’s an earlier time to start drinking.
This whole dumb time change has rocked my world. I was watching a documentary last night about 5 filmmakers that decided to leave Hollywood and document World War 2. I thought it was around 8:43 but to my chagrin it was 5:37. My world was shook. I knew if I fell asleep that that early that I would wake up to early the next morning. I pushed through my tiredness and poured another whiskey and stayed up until 9:00.
The Uniform Time Act of 1966 established Daylights Saving Time throughout the majority of the United States. I would like to take a moment to honor a few heroes Arizona and Hawaii for refusing to observe daylight savings time. TYFYS.
It’s going to be so dark all the time and I am not happy. When I take my dog outside to poop, I will have to make sure I have my phone for a flashlight to pick up his poop. Times are about to get tough.
My dog ate a lot of grass Saturday for some reason and threw up twice. Are there any veterinarians out there that can explain why dogs eat grass and why it makes them violently vomit? Also why do dogs like to eat their own vomit? When I get violently drunk and throw up 10 beers and 6 whiskey coke’s the thought has never crossed my mind to lap it up like it’s a brand-new drink.
Baby Randy is going to have to get used to the time change too. My sweet puppy wakes up at 6:00 every morning. I recently attempted to teach him about the time change and the interworkings the Uniform Time Act of 1966. Unfortunately, my teachings fell on deaf ears and he decided to wake up at 5 this morning. What a dick head.
Did you know there are two shows on tv about people with autism? My girlfriend watches both, the Good Doctor and Atypical. Isn’t that something. Can someone answer this question for me, has a hospital ever employed a doctor with autism? Not making a funny I’m generally curious. People with autism seem to have serious advantages when it comes to comprehending complex subjects.
Welp I’m going to get back to work, whatever that means. So y’all have a good fall and don’t let the dark sky’s get you down. Gambling tomorrow or sometime.
Speaking of Jeff Lynne there was a great profile about him on the CBS Sunday Morning program
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