Everyone is Winning

*Sentences make no sense

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What a freaking weekend.  The Vols, Titans and grizzlies all won.  I cannot even begin to fathom the last time this happened.  Probably around the last Halley’s comet. 

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Vols (are back)

Let’s start with the vols.  We beat South Carolina which should not matter that much but it does because were 2-5 and had never won against the crazy ass hole Wil Muschamp.  What an insane douche he is trying to wear glasses so people don’t think he is r worded.  But none the less we kicked the shit out of South Carolina Saturday night.  Gosh it feels good to win.

It is so refreshing throwing the ball down the field, This idea had become relatively extinct for our coaches over the last few years.  The bull shit screens and passes to the line of scrimmage have driven the entire fan base crazy.  But ole fat boy Chaney has our fans eating out of a trough like the hungry hogs that we are.

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There is a real chance for this team to win out.  UAB, Kentucky, Missouri, and Vanderbilt all objectively suck and the vols have a very good chance of running the table.  It warms my bosom that this team did not give up after this first two heartbreaking losses and seem to have rallied around Pruitt.  The team has gotten better every game and it would be sweet to play in the Liberty Bowl.

There have been a few players in Tennessee sports that have made my bird twitch quite like Jauan Jennings.  He is everything you would want in a leader of a football team.  Can you believe that Brady Hoke wanted to kick this guy off the team?  It is a crime against football that a player that cares so much and has given five years to the university of Tennessee had to play on the worst teams in Tennessee football history.  It sucks donkey hog but at least we will always have the hail Mary against Georgia. 

Me along with many Vols fan will have real emotions when he comes out onto the field for senior day.  He has been through Butch Jones, shit quarterbacks, and too many offensive coordinators to name and still is sitting at 10th on the all time Tennessee receiving yards list.  God bless him.

Titans

Going to be honest I missed the first half because I had a hockey games where we got shit pumped 9-0.  That an outrageous score in hockey and I am not proud about it.  To the titan’s game, Jameis still sucks and the titans should have covered Mike Evens. 

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To be honest I was tired from hockey and a little buzzed too so I don’t remember too much from this game.  I do remember that AJ Brown is still awesome and Jurrell Casey has been an all pro player for about 8 years.  Also, the emergence of Jonnu Smith is cool because every time he has played the last few years he shows that once Delanie walker is done, we have a solid replacement.  Also, good to see Tajae Sharpe starting to play well again.

Grizzlies

There have not been to many games over the past three years that have brought this much joy to me.  I mean holy crap my slit is still buzzing over that game.  For a rookie point guard to have 30 points, 9 assists, and 4 rebounds against Kyrie Irving just makes me think about all the championships we are going to win over the next 10-15 years. 

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Ja was consistently jumping from right inside the free-throw line like it was nothing.  He is amazing and I can stop thinking about how good him and Jaren are going to be if Jaren doesn’t foul out every game.  What a freaking game.  Other guys played good too.

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I’m bored and running out of steam its been a pretty crappy day and I dont want to type or talk to anyone anymore. Yall have a good day.  Also Dolomite is my name was a good movie, it’s on Netflix. Shoutout to Craig Brewer.

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