1. You have two sets or more of stairs at your house
2. You have a wet bar
3. You have a decanter
4. You have a pool that is saltwater
5. Your hot tub flows into the pool
6. You have a bath with four legs
7. You don’t do your own yardwork
8. You have a sprinkler system
9. You have an Eames Lounge Chair
10. You have his and hers closets and sinks
11. You have a California king
12. Your sheets have a tread count higher than 400
13. You have a spiral staircase
14. You have a screened in patio with a more that 50” tv
15. You have ceilings over 10 feet tall
16. You have more than one fire places
17. You have a pool house
18. You have heated floors in your bathroom
19. You have a urinal and or bidet
20. You have a custom-built table for your big green egg
You have an elevator
You have more than one monitor in your office
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