Gambling WK9

Last weekend I bet on 75 games and went (38-37) which means that I was up 69 units for the weekend. That brings the season total to a horrendous (69-84-1). This sucks and I know it so shut up, it’s time to go supernova. There are only locks out there this weekend and a lot of big games to make money on.

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— BigOrangeVolz (@BigOrangeVolz) October 21, 2019

By the way fuck Greg Sankey and sec officiating for completely fucking the life out of Tennessee last week. Please let me put on lipstick and take me out on a nice date before you completely fuck the shit out of me. Alabama was so excited about the new lights because this is the first time the majority of them have seen electricity. Also why am I not allowed to rip sick milky clouds of my mango juul in the stadium when the entire mouth breathing Alabama fan base are smoking cigars?

Alright back to the picks. So here is the plan. First you go to your online gambling site and deposit as much money as you feel comfortable putting in and put in %50 more of that. Next go to the single deck blackjack and put all that money on the first hand. After you have doubled your money you are ready to gamble all weekend on football, baseball, and basketball. Time to gain generational wealth.