*Everything could be wrong.
I’m pissed that one of you idiots did not tell me that Locktober was delayed this year and starting a week late. Shame on you people. Last week we went (4-6) uhhh. That brings the season total to a flaming pile of shit record of (29-39-1). Hand up that fucking sucks but I am not worried at all there are a lot of locks out there this week.
Have y’all heard about the failed amusement park Splendid China? Is was an amusement park, which was located right next to Disney World, that was 75 acres and more than 60 replicas of famous people and events in Chinese culture. The replicas were 1/10th the size of the actual things.
The whole park was basically just pro-Chinese propaganda to show that China is a good country. It opened in 1993 and was closed in 2003. In the most Florida move ever, the vacant plot of land was bought by Jimmy Buffet and is being turned into a Margaretville Hotel.
Back to gambling. I feel good this week that we have finally locked these picks down. We have 6 weeks of data that I have plugged into the algorithm and my computer won’t be overheating because of the cool weather.
Locks of the Year this Week:
Syracuse (+4.5) vs NC STATE
UL Monroe vs TEXAS STATE (+3.5)
Texas State ML
Mississippi St. (-6.5) vs TENNESSEE
Miami Ohio (+13.5) vs WESTERN Michigan
South Carolina (+24.5) vs #3 GEORGIA
Arkansas vs Kentucky (-6.5)
Memphis (-4.5) vs Temple
Who Cares Game of the Week:
Georgia State (+5.5) vs Coastal Carolina
Robo’s Celebrity Pick:
Appalachian State vs Louisiana (-1)
Country Boy Will’s Pick:
Suspended for not inviting me to the strip club.
This Song is Neat:
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 