What a weekend. The Titans won, I carved a pumpkin with a vulgar word on it, I saw my grandparents, Vols didn’t lose, drank all day Saturday, the Diego Maradona documentary is coming out on HBO soon, and I skipped my hockey game so it was basically a perfect weekend.
The cherry on the cake (is that the correct phrase?) is that gambling was really good. You always like to get hot before Locktober starts. It’s like getting hot right before the NCAA tournament, and now we are going to go on a run. We went (7-3) this week which is far and away the best we have done this year. This brings the season total to (25-33-1). And once again the next bets that are placed on college football will be during Locktober. If that doesn’t make your little bird twitch I don’t know what does.
Also a big shout out to AJ Brown and Corey Davis for being awesome at football. It’s insane what happens when you throw the ball to your best receivers in positions where they can make plays. Real crazy stuff. Am a little nervous about playing the Bills next week cuz there defense looks incredible but hopefully there quarterback is still eating out of a feeding tube.
Also quick thing. Brett Kern has been the best player on the Titans for a few years now. Him and Ryan Succop has carried this team as much as two special teams players have ever done. He has gone to back to back pro bowls and has a career punting average of 45.9 years which is 11th all-time in NFL history. The worst part of him being so awesome is that we have to use him way to much because our offense has been poop, also for years. He has 25 punts this year which is most in the NFL. This year he already has punts of 70, 63, and 61. He’s the best.
I also saw this man in a Grizzlies uniform during Grizzlies media days and I have no idea who he is. Is he a new assistant coach or Grizzlies mega fan? Can someone tell me who this is? The thought of Ja and Jaren playing together has me so randy I have changed my underwater panties 4 times today.
Gambling later sometime.
This song is neat:
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