Gambling Week 5

*Everything could be wrong

Wildest stat I uncovered when I studied this:

Jeremy Pruitt has now lost more games by 25 points in his first 16 games (7) than Phillip Fulmer lost in 16+ seasons (6).

The comparisons to Butch/Dooley are more relevant, but that's still crazy.https://t.co/sw66c3OMMR
— David Ubben (@davidubben) September 25, 2019

Gambling is supposed to be fun but so far this season things have been a big ole pile of poopy. And let me tell you I’m not a fan of poopy, I still dry heave when I pick up my dogs poop to throw it in the neighbors backyard.

So let’s get to what happened in the last week. We went (5-7) last week which bring the season record to an abysmal (18-30-1). This record frustrates me to no end. I put the record out there every week because it forces me it to constantly be better and be a better bettor.

Here is a chart of my bets winning percentages through the first few weeks:

I have also created another chart that I use to forecast weekly win percentages for the rest of the season:

*I know the chart axis is off but I couldn’t figure it out

I know you might be surprised to hear this but I made these charts myself. I think I just heard a gasp. But as you can see above after the week 3 (worst gambling in the history of gambling) things are headed in the right direction. This mean that we should be in the black this week. Let’s make some freaking money.

I don’t feel like writing really anything about these picks because they are all locks and looking into these teams bores me to death. I would rather spend my time on important things such as why the heck did Steven Seagal buy a house in Memphis, TN in 2005 for $1,500,000. Really makes you think.

He kind of looks like if Shia LaBeouf died by by drowning