*Everything could be wrong.
Gambling on this year’s college football has been the most difficult thing I have done since I had to live without water in a distant city for 13 and a half hours. This morning I looked at myself in the mirror and I didn’t recognized the old haggard man looking back at me. The man looked like he had been beaten down and his money robbed for three weeks straight.
Let me tell you something, it is time to turn this train around. The siege on bookies begins this weekend.
Last week we went (4-6) which it not good but things are tending in the right direction. I will say the season total is (13-23-1) and me saying this continues to display the mirage of full transparency. Let me say a few things about last week. First, you hate to see Feleipe Franks get hurt like that, just hate it. You hate to see bad things to such a nice and respectful human being.
Also Michigan State, Maryland, and USC can all go to hell for losing outright while favored. And finally Tennessee has an 11 o’clock puck drop for the Florida game this weekend so that means we can drink very early in the morning without being judged. Love drinking while the sun is out.
Let’s get to the Locks of the Year This Week:
Washington -5.5 @ BYU
BYU has beat former college football powers Tennessee and USC in consecutive weeks. This stops this week when that play a current power in today’s college football. F BYU and go to hell or whatever the bad place is that you believe in. This spread should be closer to -14 Washington.
Colorado @ Arizona State -7.5
Do you know Herm “the worm” Edwards makes is dong 12 inches? He folds it in half. Arizona State wins huge in this one.
Toledo -8.5 @ Colorado State
Going back to back picks against Colorado universities. Toledo wins by 15.
Once again I don’t want to type anymore because in bored and surprisingly I have a job and need to get work done. So below ill list all the picks I have already talked about plus a few others and Dave’s Celebrity Picks. Lets get rich this weekend I am tired of losing.
PICKS:
Washington -5.5 @ BYU
Colorado @ Arizona State -7.5
Toledo -8.5 @ Colorado State
Michigan @ Wisconsin -3.5
Oregon -10.5 @ Stanford
Notre Dame +14.5 @ Georgia
VOLS ML (fuck florida)
Titans (-2) (get fucked Jags)
Robo’s Celebrity Picks:
California +2.5 @ Ole Miss
Houston +4.5 @ Tulane
Quote from Robo “fuck it throw Houston and Cal in a money line parley .”
California ML PARLEY
Houston ML PARLEY
Who Cares Game of the Week:
STATE WAR!
New Mexico State @ New Mexico -4.5
This Song is Neat:
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 