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*Gambling recap at the bottom
I did a trip this weekend to the wonderful city of Chattanooga, Tennessee. I grew up visiting Chattanooga every few years to visit family and even ended up attended the prestigious University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. I had to leave after two semesters because of many factors, but mostly guitar hero and cheap booze. Oh and also not going to class at all.
Let’s talk about the trip. I took Friday off from the job I loathe to drive to Chattanooga. Not only was the ole lady accompanying me but were decided to extend an invite to our puppy dog, and he graciously accepted. So we left and 5 hours later we arrived.
When we arrived at our cabin at the foot of Lookout Mountain something seemed strange and by something seemed strange I mean there was no water in the entire city of Chattanooga. I don’t know if you have ever had to live without running water but it’s not great. Do you like washing your hands, taking baths, making large browns in toilets, or making coffees to help you make large browns in toilets? None of this is possible. This was going to be a problem.
Another problem was that all the restaurants were closed in Chattanooga and the surrounding areas due to the water issue. Just my fucking luck I try so set up a nice relaxing weekend and we are living like fucking cave people. Do you know what we had to do? We had to cook our own dinner like we are poor or something. We ate tacos in a cabin with no running water.
Thank the lord of water that the water came back Saturday morning just in time to go to a bar, get hammered, and watch the Vols mouth bang UT Chattanooga. Quick thing, we had some Philly cheesesteak egg rolls and they were one of the best things I had ever eaten.
We went full tourist mode so I’m going to power rank from worst to first the things we did.
4. The Incline Railway- it’s a railway that goes literally up the side of the mountain and you can see for miles and miles around. I think I would have liked this more if this one family was not on the train. The Georgia Bulldog mouth breathing idiot was facetiming his other son at home on speaker phone which made me want to commit a crime. He talked to his son forever, very loudly and very stupidly, while their daughter who was on the train with them continually talked and screamed very loud. I hate this family and it’s an embarrassment that they were allow to reproduce. Also F UGA.
3. Ruby Falls- This was super cool. I don’t know if you know but there is a GD waterfall inside of Lookout Mountain. The tour is super cool, about an hour long, and I don’t really have to much to complain about on this one. Our tour guide made some of the dumbest jokes I have ever heard but thats about it.
2. Hike on lookout mountain- I did not think I was going to enjoys this because I’m not a big fan of moving and especially moving uphill. But once we got going it was not bad at all and brought back a ton of great memories when I was up at school here. I remember driving up there with my three friends and ass hole roommate and having the time of our lives. That was good times.
1. Rock City- This place it tight dog. Some creep back 100 years ago built like a whole city of rocks and gnomes everywhere. Not only do you get to walk around it and see all the crazy things that this person did, you can also see 7 states. That’s more states than I have been too my entire life.
Alright that is all for Chattanooga. It was really fun and I would like to do it again. Here is a picture of a whiskey.
Gambling Recap
Gambling went better this week but we are still not where we want to be. This week we went (4-6) bringing the overall record to (13-23-1). I would like to say again that this is not good at all but not that we are past all the cupcake games and into conference games things are looking bright. More information in is which means more money let’s get rich. Gambling week 4 later this week.
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