*Everything could be wrong.
There are a few certainties in life. Gambling is hard, the Vols suck, you will see people on Instagram and be jealous of them, your drunk uncle will bring up Trump at Thanksgiving, and my power will go out every other month while trying to watch the Righteous Gemstones. In all these situations we need to push though and hope that it will get better, unfortunately most of the time it will not. But it’s better to keep on pushing than give up.
Last week’s gambling debacle brought our season record to (9-17-1). That sucks and this is not the standard. The standard is the standard and the standard is cashing fucking winning tickets and getting all you people 50 foot yachts.
I had an interesting thought the other day, should pregnant women just eat baby food while they are pregnant? I mean to me, I’ve done no research, but it seems that it would work because it is literally food for babies.
Alright enough ramblings about nothing let’s get to the money. Last week was a terrible week of gambling that has to be amongst the worst beats in recorded gambling history. The night is darkest before the dawn is something it think people that want to sound smart say.
WARNING LOCKS BELOW!!!!!!
Alight here are all of your Locks of the Year this Week
Kansas St +8.5 @ Mississippi State
Kansas State last two games they score 49 and 52 points. So they can score and I don’t know if you have heard about Mississippi State this year but they are not great. Mississippi State has played the same caliber of teams that K-State has so far this season and has not put up as impressive wins. K-State with the cover and God Bless Bill Snyder (he’s not the coach anymore) may he live forever.
Stanford @ UCF -7.5
UCF scores and scores a lot. Also do you remember when Stanford was good? Yeah that was a while ago. Stanford lost to a third string quarterback last week and the game was not even close. UCF goes big against Stanford.
TCU -1.5 @ Purdue
This is a strange game. I think TCU is good even though they have only played one game. They are ranked around 40th in my power ratings. Purdue on the other hand sucks in mine and everyone’s opinion and they are ranked 110th in my power ratings. They suck TCU beats the piss out of Purdue.
Texas Tech -2.5 @ Arizona
Texas Tech and Arizona have both played two games against basically no one. Arizona game up 45 and 41 points in their first two games while Texas tech only gave up a combined 13 points. Texas Tech by at least ten points. Lock of the Year of the Week
USC -4.5 @ BYU
The USC quarterback that came in last week was phenomenal. He is a freshman and played better than Jarrett Guarantano who is a three year starting quarterback for the University of Tennessee (Tennessee sucks and Guarantano can go to hell). USC spanks BYU like priest spanks an altar boy or whatever then Mormon equivilant to that is. Screw BYU, just don’t give up a 70 yard play it’s not that hard.
Arizona State @ Michigan State -13.5
Not too much to say about this game, Michigan State soft dick slaps Arizona State in the face.
Southern Mississippi @ Troy -1.5
Troy wins this game by more than two points. That is all.
Here is the list of the Locks of the Year this Week plus Robo’s Pick Plus The Who Cares Game of the Week:
Kansas St +8.5 @ Mississippi State
Stanford @ UCF -7.5
TCU -1.5 @ Purdue
Texas Tech -2.5 @ Arizona
USC -4.5 @ BYU
Arizona State @ Michigan State -13.5
Southern Mississippi @ Troy -1.5
Robo’s Celebrity Picks (1-1):
Maryland -7.5 @ Temple
Maryland Over 63.5
Who Cares Game of the Week:
Georgia State @ Western Michigan -10.5
I just got out of a meeting and it occurred to me that I might be an a hole. Will keep you posted with any updates pertaining to this.
UPDATE: I think i definantly am i just dont talk enough at work for people to know. Pros of not becoming friends with anyone at work
This song is neat:
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