*Spelling, grammer, and information probably wrong because I flew through this crap and didnt check it twice.
Last week’s gambling was one of the worst things I have ever experienced in my entire life. Not only did I go (2-8) but the Vols gave up a 70 yard bomb to set up a game trying field goal which BYU made and eventually won the game in overtime.
I’m going to be honest with you the overall record is currently is (9-17-1) and it’s been a tough season so far. I mean the Detroit lions where up 23-6 at the very start of the fourth quarter. They went on to piss that lead away leading to a freaking tie. Uhhhhh.
However there is hope because there more stats and information is you there about all teams and that should really help nail downs these lines so we can start making money. It was just really a turd of the weekend. The cherry on the freaking top was that I had to go to an outside wedding at 5 o clock in Nashville. Butt sweat was had.
Is it weird if your main course at your wedding is chicken tenders? That was strange to me but what do I know. The best part of the wedding was that they had mashed potatoes, brown gravy, and that I was positioned no less than 7 feet away from the bar. I went on to crush about 11 Michelob Ultras and 1 glass of red wine in an attempt to appear cultured.
I would like to say that I am not worried in the slightest about the season record right now. Things are starting to look up, we know the good and the bad teams pretty well that this point. If you jump off the ship now it will be the worst mistake of your life (besides having chicken tenders as the main course at your wedding).
I would like to say more but that is not possible at this point because we have hired a new person in our department and we have to take them out to lunch today. It does not stop there, I have to train the person on what the heck I do here and to tell you the truth I am not completely sure what I do here. Should be an interesting next few weeks.
Gambling Locks for week 3 later in the week
UPDATE: We just ate lunch with the new hire in out department. I had a pork sandwich panini that had some kind of apple butter bull shit on it. It was ok at best but the fries were phenomenal. Immediate thoughts, shes very nice but very quiet. She speaks three languages which is tough since i barley speak one. I hope this hire works out. A little older that I thought the person would be. Will keep yall updated.
Joey Puckflap Thoughts 