*Everything could be wrong.
Let’s talk about last week. You would be correct if you said it was not the best. We went (5-7-1) last week which is not the worst but also not the best. That brought our season total to (7-9-1).
This week will be different. Why you ask? Not only have I never had a losing record following week 2 but also because I have a weeks’ worth of data to input into my college football algorithm. This computer has been beeping and bopping telling me that there are at least 9 locks of the year this week. So let’s get this gravy train rolling.
Marshall vs. BOISE ST. (-10.5)
Last week Marshall beat up on a team called VMI. That would be impressive but the Boise St. Broncos went too Florida State and beat them straight up on their own field. This spread is also absurd. This line should be about -18.5 so if you want to buy this number up as much as you can. Go Broncos.
West Virginia (+14.5) vs MISSOURI
This game is going to suck because both of these teams suck. Last week Virginia squeaked out a win against James Madison University who is constantly in the D2 championship picture. At least they didn’t lose like dumb Missouri. People were really saying that they would start the season 8-0. What a bunch of slacked jawed morons. They game will be ass and West Virginia will cover.
UAB vs AKRON (+9.5)
Like the previous game this game will also be a dumb on top of a toilet seat. UAB barely won against Alabama State and Akron got destroyed by Illinois. This will be two weeks in a row betting on Akron so if they lose they are blacklisted. This should be a 3 point spread. Go Zips!
UL Monroe vs FLORIDA ST. (-20.5)
This line in an insult to Florida State. This is a 28 point blowout and if it loses I’ll eat one of my shoes. That is all I have to say about this game.
To be honest with you guys I do not want to type one more word about the rest of these games. I possibly has too many red wines last night. Also the Righteous Gemstones show is pretty funny.
Below are all the Locks of the Year for this Week including the ones I have already talked about. And also Robo’s Guest Celebrity Pick which is out to a hot start at (1-0).
Guys and gals, let me reiterate this point to you one more time. Do you want to keep working at the same shitty job doing something you hate? Or do you want to live in a mansion with sea doos and four-wheelers with hot people of the opposite sex all around you? Here is you opportunity to strike oil, gold, diamonds, or whatever precious metal or substance you can think of.
Locks of the Year This Week:
Marshall vs. BOISE ST. (-10.5)
West Virginia (+14.5) vs MISSOURI
UAB vs AKRON (+9.5)
UL Monroe vs FLORIDA ST. (-20.5)
Wyoming (-6.5) over TEXAS STATE
Charlotte vs Appalachian State (-21.5)
California vs Washington (-13.5)
Detriot Lions (-3) vs Arizona Cardinals
Robo’s Pick:
Vanderbilt +7.5 vs Purdue
Who Cares Game of the Week:
University of Central Florida -10 vs Florida Atlantic University
This song is good. Lets make some money boys and girls.
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