*Eveything is possibly wrong
What if I told you that I waited to watch a group of 18 year old kids run around in orange jerseys all offseason? What if I told you I look forward to this game since November 24, 2018? What if I told you on November 24, 2018 Tennessee lost to Vanderbilt 38-13 to miss a bowl game for another season.
What if I told you that a boat burned down in the Vol Navy hours before the game on Saturday? What if I told you I must be on the spectrum because I had hope going into every Tennessee season even though this team ball gags me every year and repeatedly kicks me in the nuts? What if I told you since 2008 the Vols have under a 500 record going 67-71?
What if I told you Tennessee lost a game to a 2-10 Sun Belt that team that was 104th in offense and 122nd in defense a year ago? What if I told you I was the “Tennessee” guy at the office and now all of a sudden all these mouth breathers want to know what the problem is with our football team? What if I told you I drank 18 beers on Saturday? That’s actually pretty tight nawt a big deal.
The worst part of that whole damn game is that I was not even fluky. This team legitimately beat the shit out of us. They were pushing us around and there skill players were faster than ours. I mean the whole thing is a debacle and no one on our team seemed to care not even the thumb that coaches our team. Trey Smith is risking his life to play and no one else in the program seems to care besides him and Jauan Jennings
This whole god damn season was ruined on the second play of the season, thanks Tano. If Tennessee and Georgia State were to play another four quarters after this game Tennessee would have at least lost by 50 points. At least I can stop caring one game in so I don’t have to watch Florida bash our brains for the 500th time in a row.
I will not speak about this game ever again. In my mind it did not happened because I was drunk and if you don’t remember it it didn’t happen. Also shout out Eric Gray he’s awesome and now unfortunately he is going to transfer to another school and be awesome because we will suck forever.
If thumb coach gets fired, which is becoming more and more real with every blowout loss to inferior teams, hirer the god damn pirate king Mike Leach. Before Tennessee’s former AD was fired he took a private jet out to California to meet Leach and offered him the Tennessee job which he accepted. Only problem was that our AD did not have the authority to do this and the university chancellor Beverly Davenport had no idea he was out in California trying to hire Leach. Unsurprisingly Currie and Davenport have been relieved of their job duties. At least Mike Leach would be fun because his teams actually score points and rely on schemes and good game plans as opposed to recruiting rankings and “tradition.”
It is not that just that our football team is dog shit, it’s every single part of the athletic program (besides basketball I guess) has turned to shit. Oh here’s a good idea lets hire everyone that was involved when Vol football and Lady Vols basketball were actually good no matter what their track records have been since they left Tennessee. Let’s keep doing the same thing every year with literally no positive results and things will not doubt be better. Literally the definition of insanity.
Recruiting rankings don’t mean shit when you go somewhere between 4-8 and 8-4 every year.
Dont hurt yourself please just listen to the song becuase its sad and the best thing to do while sad it listen to sad songs.
I’ll have your gambling locks tomorrow.
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