*All information could possibly be wrong.
Gambling is back so let’s make some money this year. Last year I went 169-0 so I know what I am doing.
Miami Vs Florida -7.5
I fucking hate Florida and all things associated with them. They are the dumbest group of humans walking the earth. Currently the people in Gainesville are more closely related to Neanderthals than modern human beings. All the years of these idiots walking around in tank tops and jorts under the sun have melted these already dumb peoples mind and bodies. I mean they all look like a leather couch that has been fucked on in a frat house for 13 years.
The only thing dumber than them is the meth head bama fans that yell roll tide when they get arrested and their toothless sister that they just made sex with is arguing with the cop. Oh this is a good one. How do you circumcise a (insert least favorite team) fan? You kick his sister in the mouth.
Ok back to the game. Florida is currently a -7.5 favorite. According to my complex indescribable algorithm Florida should be around a -3.5 point favorite. So we are taking Miami plus the points. Also Florida being ranked #8 in the country is insane. They should be in the mid-teens.
Arizona -11.5 Vs Hawaii
Early nominee for who cares game of the week, and since there are only two games this game wins. Quick thought. How does Hawaii support a football team? Have they ever been good or won anything? Colt Brennen was fine. How do they support flying a middle of the pack team flying across the ocean every other week?
Take Arizona -11.5. Does anyone remember Khalil Tate?
He is one of the best players in college football and will have at least 200 rushing in this opening game. Also shout out to Hawaii for being the birth place of one of the greatest quarterbacks of this generation Marcus Mariota. You know how bad Hawaii is at football? The greatest player from the island did not want to go there. Hawaii is only bordered by water which is not a football power house.
Lets print this money boys
Picks:
Miami +7.5
Arizona -11.5
FCS Picks
Colgate -2
Youngstown St -2.5
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