Hungover

I am incredibly hungover at work right now.  Last night my gf went over to a friend’s house to watch big brother.  Now that I’m reading this she’s probably cheating on me but whatever that happens.  So she left and I had nothing to do, so when I have nothing to do I drink.  I got a nice big ole bottle of eagle rare and went to freaking town.

It was a wonderful night I watched the St. Louis Cardinals have a 9 run inning and destroy to pathetic pirates and played Xbox with my bother.  I think I’m going to have to delete the twitch stream of the FIFA games because I’m almost positive I said some things that would get me cancelled.  I was in my cups.

I had to call my brother this morning and ask him if we won a game last night, and unfortunately I think drinking runs in the family he could not remember either.  I know we won the first game and tied the last game, any games that were played between that might as well did not happen because there is no recollection of them.

I was trying to think of different ways on making it through the work day hungover and the easiest answer seems not to drink as much, but then there would be no way I could forget that day’s work so that won’t work.  The two best things are drinking after work and wearing comfortable shorts with no underwear.  Also I would recommend silk boxers.

So when you first wake in the morning and realize the error of your ways get a cold glass of water and just chug it.  Basically just drink as much water throughout the day as possible.  If you do this not only will you be rehydrating you will also be able to go the bathroom a lot.  Nothing is better that sitting on the porcelain throne with you pants around your ankles scrolling through twitter and insta (especially if someone was there right before you and warmed it up for you.) 

Also drink a lot of coffee and if you have an option of espresso get a double shot of it.  This goes along with the water thing, this will force you to go the bathroom. Cherish your time in there.

For lunch get a burger or taco bell.  Get $5 taco bell box because you get a ton of food.  Or McDonalds because they usually have a $5 pick two items like a big mac and 10 nuggets. Gosh I’m really conflicted on this because subs would be good, Krystal’s is always good drunk and hungover food, and cookout is just the best.

Ok I’m done with this but the next tip is the most important tip in this whole dumb thing I just wrote.  The second you get home kiss you man or lady, then ask how your day was and shit like that.  Once you feel you have faked that you care enough go directly to the fridge or the liquor cabinet or both.  You pour yourself a freaking stout one because you earned it you just worked all day hungover.  Get that sweet sweet buzz going again.