Here are a few ways that the PGA Tour could make golf more exciting and enjoyable.
Have more holes like the par-3 16th at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. Not only is the hole awesome (lol) but people are there to just freaking party and get hammered. It’s like a football stadium and its one of the few tournaments in which fun is encouraged not discouraged.
Let the golfers wear pants. Its 2019 and the only reason players still wear pants is because it was dubbed a “gentlemen’s game” 200 years ago. Come on Tiger Woods was plowing Perkins waitresses and adult film stars and Phil is a degenerate gambler with IRS problems.
The PGA pros should have a Top Golf Tournament, that would be cool.
Also how does the PGA not have an official sunscreen sponsor?
Allow the golfers one mulligan per round. This would be so tight especially if two or three golfers were all tied and had multiple attempts at a putt that would be high drama. Also to see how many other golfers and the old heads of the game would get would be the absolute best.
Have more sideline reporters like Holly Sonders. Pretty self explanatory.
Let’s the golfers ride is golf carts. Once again it is 2019. Not only would this hurry up the speed of play, which has been a huge point of emphasis the last few years (JB Holmes is the only reason Brooks lost last week) you could see Phil and his giant man tits bounce up and down for hours.
This is not banned from the tour but I feel like golfers should smoke more frequently. It looks so cool. Who is the coolest guy on tour? Easy it’s Miguel Ángel Jiménez and that dude smokes a cigar all day every day. It would also be funny to see Phil smoke a cig and just cough the entire time.
In all honesty the PGA Tour should do more things with St. Jude because it actually show a really nice and sweet side of PGA players that we never really get to see.
There has not been a golf round I have played since high school that I have not been drinking. What is the point of whacking a little ball around attempting to get it into a little hole if you can’t do it with a buzz? I know when I get drunk I start to actually play better and have more fun. It would be tight for a pro to have a Four Loko sponsorship on his hat or something like that. I don’t see how this could not be the same for the pro. Shout out to John Daly, a man that was truly ahead of his time.
Along with the drinking I think they should allow the PGA players girlfriends and wives be the cart girls with corresponding drinks to their husband or boyfriends alcoholic sponsorship, I really like this one. Shout out Jena Sims.
Build the actual Predator Course from Tiger Wood’s 2004 video game. This is the hardest course in the history of fake golf courses. So someone build it and let’s see the pro get destroyed by it, mostly Phil. I do want someone to build a multiple island golf course where you have to take a boat from hole to hole, that would certainly be neat. We could use Jerry Epstein’s island because I don’t think he will be using it much anymore.
Shout out Jena sims again
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