It’s Friday and I have nothing to do at work. I have not had anything to do since around 1:15. I know you are asking what in the heck are you doing to pass the time well I will tell you.
First of all I am typing these rambling thoughts currently into this computer. So about ever 45/ hour I go to the bathroom and that is really my special place. I go in there and sit on a toilet seat that is usually warm and has old butt hairs on it. I do not use the seating sheet cover cuz I’m a real man, I just give it a quick wipe with some toilet paper.
I try not to use that handicap stall because I’m scared that I will be in there doing my business and someone in a wheelchair will roll in. In the bathroom I’ll listen to a podcast, play my favorite iPhone game Two Dots I am on which on level 1546 (not a big deal), scroll twitter, and slide into DM’s on the Instagram. I would guess that each bathroom trip lasts about 10-15 minutes, sometimes more depending on how much coffee I drink.
After that ill wash my hand and then go to the break room and fill up my water bottle. I actually just got a red bull because I am on the verge of falling asleep. Sometimes if I just can’t take it anymore I’ll leave the building and go sit in my car and stare out the window into the Mississippi river contemplating if I could float all the way down to New Orleans. I think I could.
The last hour of work is really where I do my finest work. I walking to the printer across the floor multiple times acting like I’m confused to where my paper is. Breaking news I didn’t print anything. Ill also fill up my water bottle multiple time. I spend a good chunk of times on Zillow and google earth looking at houses I cannot afford.
That my exiting days.
Update: I’m actually on level 1532 on Two Dots. Forgive me for the misinformation
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