I suck at golf so in my mind it has to be the clubs. I have had a few different clubs over the years, but I have never actually bought any except a driver which I cannot hit. My first big boy clubs where a set from my uncle that his son did not want anymore.
Next was a set of club my dad didn’t want cuz he couldn’t hit them which he got from his friend that also couldn’t hit them. My next set up clubs were from my friend that bought new clubs so he gave me his old ones. This set was a set of blade which are infinitely harder to hit that the normal man’s cavity back. In my short research blades are for serious aka good golfers. It’s what the fucking pro use and I’m dumb so I can obviously hit them… I could not.
So the next set of clubs I started used were some shit Nike clubs with a huge cavity back on them so they are perfect for terrible golfers like my. Surprisingly I actually hit them decently defiantly better that all the previous one. Unfortunately I was only using them because my friend left them in my bag and does not play golf too offer and when he does he uses my other friend’s new nice clubs.
So after shifting though all this incoherent rambling about different golf clubs I come to the conclusion that I am absolutely terrible at golf and I should buy new golf clubs. I have established many times that I am dumb.
I went on craigslist and the search for golf glory and a long hard stiff steal shaft started. i found a set I liked and they were Taylormade R7 Golf Clubs. I don’t know what the hell R7 means but they were shiny and in good condition. I texted this guy got his address and drove to his house thinking I was going to get robbed because I think that’s a thing that happens on craigslist a lot.
I show up the old man come outside and takes me too his garage and I’m not kidding it was a two car garage completely filled with golf clubs. I got the ones I wanted, chatted for a minute’s shook his hand and left. He had a hospital band on his wrist so hopefully he is still alive.
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