Johnny Football SZN

What an absolutely amazing world we live in.  Johnny Football is officially a person on the Memphis Express roster now.  Everyone is so excited that he is on the team and think we are getting the Texas a&M player that was the most fun football player ever to watch.  Breaking news we are not getting that guy. 

Let’s take a look into how much he has really sucked since he became a professional.  He played in 8 games in the CFL and he threw 4 picks in his first start.   He threw 4 picks in his first start.  He threw 4 picks in his first start in a game threw lost 50-11.  And don’t forget this is the CFL not the NFL. 

Looking at this I’m sure you are saying that well he was not good in the CFL but of course he was awesome in the NFL right?  Well you are dumb and he sucked in the NFL too.  He started a breathtaking 8 games on the browns for two seasons.  He did put up some good number he threw 7 TD’s and 7 INT’s in his time in the NFL.  Oh but he won the Heisman in 2012, oh but its 2019 idiot.  He did set the browns most rushing yards by a QB in a single game with 108.

I know he has had his off the field problems with alcohol, the booger sugar, and other things but come on this is  a comeback story with little to no evidence of a good ending on or off the football field. 

He does have a hot wife who obviously loves him for who he is, so at least he has that going for him.

In saying all of this, he will lead a resurgence of the Memphis Express and we will barely miss the playoffs and then the team will move to another city next year. good luck Johnny.

I hope it all works out and he is clean and he can be somewhere close to exciting so we can watch this football team.