This weekend the Memphis express take on the San Diego Fleet this Saturday at 3:00 PM at the liberty bowl. Taking a quick look at the standings my beloved Express are tired for last in the Eastern conference with zero win and 3 though losses. On the other side of the field the San Diego fleet come to town tied for first, at 2-1, in the western conference.
I was feeling bad about the express but the Atlanta team is way worse than our team. THEY HAVE A -62 point differential which is by far the worst in the league. The express are second with a -32 point differential.
Judging by the shit stats page on the aaf website the San Diego fleet have an awesome running back. Some guy named Ja’Quan Gardner is leading the entire league in rushing with 281 years. This dude is averaging 8 years a carry. They also have another guy named Shakir Soto that has 2.5 sake this season with is good enough for third in the aaf. Get the ball out quick Mettenberger.
Ja’Quan Gardner
Who is the other teams quarterback? Some guy named Philip nelson. WHO! His claim to fame is Minnesota Mr. Football in 2011. DON’T CARE. Oh also he was arrested cuz he kicked someone in the head, and the guy he kicked had to learn how to walk again and had to go to a speech therapist. I’m going to go out on a limb and say this guys a real jerk. Back to football, Nelson has thrown more interceptions than touchdown so there should be some ducks in the air for our guys to pick off.
Let me get this off my chest, our team sucks, but maybe Zach Mettenberger might energize this team and get us a win against one of the best teams in this minor league football thing. We also have the second leading rushed in the league, who has more attempts and a hundred yards less then Gardner on the other sideline.
Let me reiterate we have little to no good players. Mettenberger is fine, Pigs still on my bad side for the fumble in the Georgia game, and with kicker was really good in college.
Prediction: Express 34 – Fleet 33
First win in franchise history
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