I went to a basketball game last night

Oh jeez what an absolute cracker of a time.  The grizzlies won, but more importantly the Lakers lost with playoff mode LeBron (crying emoji face.)  What a bunch of losers the Lakers are holy smokes the grizzlies are playing with a group of guys that be played like four games together mixed in with some average g league players.  Let’s go through the Lakers top players:

  1. LeAirball- first overall pick and his biggest fan is himself then maverick carter
  2. Kuzma- actually good
  3. Ingram- good but kind of look weird
  4. Bullock- who the hell is this and why is he open for every three

Let’s look at the bench these guys had themselves a game:

What a load of shit these guys are and have always been.  This bench unit shot 3/14 in an nba game.  These bums played a combined 69 minutes and 32 seconds and scored a huge seven points.  There were collectively a -41 and had six turnovers.  Hold on I just threw up and shit myself at the same time.

The starters had 98 points! That’s insane and also LeBron bithching the whole game about everything was fairly annoying.  He probably hated the halftime show which I believe was two gay guys 69ing each other for ten minutes, how could you not like that.

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