It is no secret that Christian Hackenberg is the worst qb to ever play any level of organized football. The fact he sucks this bad in a league equivalent to single a rookie baseball is absolutely astounding. How is it even possible that the bum was drafted? In college his completion percentage was %53.5 which is not the best. Basically I’m saying he was not even accurate in college and he played for Penn State who diddle kids. Here is a quote about his weaknesses during the draft evaluation:
“Debilitating accuracy issues with atrocious 51.5 percent adjusted completion total (throws beyond line of scrimmage). Turns receivers into goalies. Even simple throws can be coin-flippers in accuracy department.”
Basically he sucks and everyone knows he sucks and can’t throw the football down the field cuz once again he sucks. Ha-ha his nfl comparison is Ryan mallett, who, breaking news also sucks.
Let’s look at his regular season stats compared to the goat Zach Mettenberger:
Note Mettenberger has only played a half of football and can actually make throws other than check downs to the line of scrimmage. Thank god mike singletary has removed his bald head from what I’m guessing is a hairless ass and play a player that can actually play football
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