What the hell are you doing Bob Kraft?

Obviously you are a brilliant man, I mean hey you own the pats and have a billion dollars.  You are one of the most recognizable faces in pro football.  How are you go into one of these happy ending things in broad daylight you dumb fuck?  You face was just all over TV winning the super bowl the second most watched event in the world after the world cup.  And for what a little ruby tuggy from a young girl.  How much Viagra did you take to make you that freaking turned on what an old creep.  Also while we are on Bob let’s not forget here wears blue button downs with white collars.  So just that right there he is a certified CREEP.  In the words of Dave Damashek, “you are the creep of the week.”